i am so wonderful...let me count the ways...
Carol · Sep. 9, 2009
ok...let's maybe not start the day off by lying thru my teeth.
reggie is driving me insane...last night i was cheerfully thinking of nuking him and then gave my head a shake...hmmmm.... can i get away with de-barking him instead???
we are upping his elavil..three weeks before we see if that takes the edge off of him. i will have to ask the vets to calculate his maximum daily dose so we don't accidently on purpose kill the little bugger.
anyway..we both survived the night because i shut him in the big dog room. he kept looking at me thru the gate and i just kept pretending i did not see him looking at me so pathetically.
he is killing me.
he is such a sweet, wanna be loved, little freaking bastard who cannot stop himself from screeching, reacting, and creating absolute chaos. how many times can he get into a no contact, but screaming hysterically fake, but furious fight with 4lane????
reggie has finally pushed phoebe into second place on my list of dogs i wished lived somewhere else.
that is quite a feat.
oh well, i suppose i should keep my murderous and unkind thoughts to myself and just promote the positives of reggie except, i ask you..where is the truth in that?