gawd that cow is a dolt. i finally noosed him with a dog leash and literally DRAGGED him in thru the gate (when i get mad, my adrenalin surges)...now my back feels really good, not. no moronic stubborn, bull headed juvenile cow is going to win in the battle of wills at bedtime...i want to be done for the night so percy you ARE going to bed.... double dolt.
i am beginning to think lahanie ain't all that bright either...i brought him in a few minutes early so i could put on his brand new, shiny, golden, $200, really warm coat that fits him like a glove...i bet it is the first really nice coat he has had in a very long time. he is a dolt too. as soon as he realized the other horses weren't coming in yet, he had a freaking fit and kept whacking me with his freaking big head and knocking my glasses off. don't tell me he has already bonded with them in 24 hrs and can't be out of their sight...sheesh. i led him back outside and tied him to the fence and they all touched noses over the fence, comforting him, while i put his new jacket on.
big baby...but at least he stood rock solid still.
(((mo...i can't get the back stretchy leg straps right so i took them off and left them tied on the sheeps gate for next time you are out. )))
soooo...while the dogs are all sleeping, i say screw the saints laundry tonight and i better get my own mountain done because my vacation is almost over and i don't want to be doing it all on xmas night.
oh and i just remembered something that tickled my fancy...one of the volunteers (can't remember who) told me that someone they were talking to was thinking of donating to saints....they changed their minds when they read the blog cuz it sounds like i am not very nice to these guys....ok so i insult the little bastards, i call them names like dolt, doorknob and freak, and every single one of them doesn't take me the least bit seriously...my actions speak way louder than my words and besides...whew, thank god!...they don't know how to read anyway so i am off the hook....tonight percy and lahanie are dorks...but lahanie is quite a handsome dork in his very shiny winter coat.