Rescue Journal

so imagine this...

Carol  ·  Nov. 10, 2009

i come home, it's dark...the barn guys are all in bed (thx colleen!)..i stop for a quick chat with percy and joy over the back yard fence.
i come in the house and say hello, grab a mop and paper towels..hmmm, not much mess tonight, yea!
i decide that since i can't do the diabetics yet...i will put on my pj's and bathrobe (decandent, it is only 6:30) and then i lay down with the bed buddies and start watching the movie "airport"..it's a bad movie but it is warm, dark and comfortable on the bed.
the dogs are milling a bit, to find the best spot, 4lane is on the bed and looking over the edge at reggie and reggie of course is screaming cuz 4lane is looking at him.

i am thinking this is a nice and quiet evening (except for reggie, but i am ignoring him cuz i know once 4lane lays down, he will be quiet too.....for awhile at least.) then suddenly, out of nowhere, i feel a chomp and an excrutiating pain in my littlest left toe which was INNOCENTLY hanging off the bed.


JEZUS, F%*&$ING BASTARDS! WHO THE HELL JUST BIT MY GOD DAMN F$%$ING TOE!
i leap from the bed and flip on the light and every single bed buddy is sitting there silently stunned and looking at me with really wide eyes....including 4lane. i check my toe..luckily it is still attached.

the only one missing is the now totally silent for once reggie...he is very quiet under that bed, he is not making a sound.....silence is golden and in this case a pretty damn good clue on who is the little puke who chomped my toe.

tomorrow i am cutting his bangs so he can see better...that freaking hurt.

Comments

Vadie

oh carol, so sorry about your toe,,
but i have to say the visual made me laugh so much i cried. my husband on the other end of the phone had to wait to i could control my laughter. thanks for the laugh.

if i was reggie, i'd stay under the bed tonight.

Carol

oh..ok..i get it..ipod..toe...ipod...toe
ipod wins...hah..i am changing my mind, it is no longer safe in the drawer...look under the bed with reggie.