after i got all of the diabetics done..i finally had some time for daphne..i grabbed the little crippled bugger along the way and told him to be gentle with daphne. i pulled daph out of her cage and settled in for some quality multi-tasking ie... bed buddy schmoozing/watching TV/ cuddling multiple broken daxi stuff.
pinky was pretty good...a gentle lick on her coned cheek..then another...he slowly slid in a sweet lick in her ear. daphne leaned into that...this was pleasant and relaxing and more what she had in mind.
pinky of course blew it..the second he felt her softening towards him...he lunged forward to climb on top of her shoulders. i have no idea what the hell he thought he was doing but he is lucky she is wearing a cone or he would be minus an eye.
what a freaking doorknob..nothing like actively seeking one eyed cripplehood. i stuck him in her cage and told him to sleep off stupid and to try using a bit more finesse to charm her tomorrow.
he is polite and respectful of all of the other dogs....but for some reason daphne drives all sanity right out of his head..he just has to be all over her.
injured princesses do not like oafish boarish suitors...it pisses them off and lands the lovestruck in jail while she will spend the night safe and warm on the bed.
prince pinky not-so-charming seriously needs a romance coach.