my annual christmas carol (sung to "jingle bells...)
Carol · Dec. 24, 2012
jingle bells, halo smells, phoebe's still a freak.
bobo is a great big boob and al is getting weak.
jingle bells, jesse fell, odie is a dick
loretta laid a brand new egg and pokey's getting sick.
dashing thru the snow with barrows piled high
o'er the ruts we go, trying not to cry.
howling dogs do sing, making tensions rise
what fun it is to have to sing the saintly song tonight.
jingle bells, squirt is well, amber has the runs.
conan ripped the dryer hose and mystic has great fun.
jingle bells, new dogs gel, babette has settled down
ziggy has post nasal drip and twosey is a clown.
jingle bells, stories to tell, life is so much fun
another year of joy and tears
with each and every one.
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night
ho, ho, ho...