new fat little bastard beagle coming in. he is overweight, has bad skin and ears, was running loose and no family came to claim him. you probably wonder how I know he is a bastard..because he is a fat beagle. even the mildest mannered fat beagle will fight to the death over food..thats why they are fat...all they ever think of is food and more food.
luke and jake are both nice dogs until they smell food in the air..then they morph into total assholes. food to a beagle is like money to man..brings out the very. very. worst. in them.
I am just so freaking excited to have three greedy guts fat beagles hanging out here. we soon might actually have more fat beagles than beagle rescue and yes they were contacted but have no place for him. it has been a bad old fat beagle year.
hopefully 2014 will be a bad old droopy hound dog year (cuz I ADORE old droopy hound dogs!)
anyway..I would have said no but it is too close to Christmas..if you turn away the homeless old fat dogs with bad skin and ears at Christmas time, you go straight to hell.
this is true.