for tess it is all about food...for me, it is all about tess.
Tess..."hey! hey! hey! i want some of your dinner!!"
Me..."sorry tess i am not smoking so i am eating it all."
Tess..."NO. No. NO. i really want some." as her front slides off the karunda bed and onto the floor.
Me.."way to go..your ass is up on the bed, your head in down on the floor..i am NOT giving you my dinner."
Tess...suddenly silent and still as she realizes she is stuck.
Me.."ohferchrissakes..here let me lift your ass down to the floor and fine go ahead and have the rest of my gawd damn dinner, you are such a big freaking food baby."
tess quickly scarfs my dinner back and i want a cigarette.
i want to be rescued....
by someone who smokes.