if you are stupid enough to leave 20 dogs alone in your house for almost 8 hours while you work an afternoon shift, you can expect the following to greet you when you get home.
a flood of waste products decorating your floors and their beds
a bunch of frantic dogs and cats who all want to say hello and have a cuddle and quite a few who want a snack.
a hole the size of a watermelon in the wall of one of the dog rooms (why am i sure it was maude??)
a full voice mailbox that you have no intention of listening to tonight.
and about a dozen loads of laundry.
i should have phoned in sick except sick calls are for when you are going to work and not for when you get home.