what robert e. bootstraps (aka boots) has learned so far......
Carol · May 31, 2008
he has learned...
there are great pastures to snoop around in. (his owner's daughters cried when they saw him running in the field.)
couches are comfortable to lay on and pretty easy to get up on and try not to sit on poodles when picking the right spot.
squirt is friendly and welcoming but will not let you eat out of his personal food bowl....if you must eat, go eat out of one of the other ones that do not belong to him.
jewel is very nice as long as you don't even think of trying to mount her.
phoebe is a hag.
those other 4 legged things are cats and they are boring.
carrot cupcakes taste really good and laura brings really good cookies.
pugsy is not a statue, she is alive and actually moves once in awhile.
as soon as carol goes out the door to rescue frodo off the roof... quickly open the cupboard doors, dig around, and see what is really inside of there.
i can't wait to see what he learns tomorrow.
he is a retriever/lab cross emma.....he is a very funny and interested in EVERYTHING kind of dog and he seems to quite like it here. he has a very great face.
alfred princeton is doing great but he wants out of that freaking cage!