if left to their own devices, they generally pick one that they are good at and truly enjoy.
cole is our skulking resident cop.
phoebe and jewel and maude are our drama queens.
jesse doesn't let any unknown persons near the mp room.
cuddles is the ultimate companion.
tyra is the leader of all the troops and copper is our resident thief.
iky likes to clean out the fridge.
nola nags all canine newcomers and squirt is our canine welcome wagon greeter.
and then there is jed who has picked a job that i am not sure i agree with. the dog has an uncanny gift at searching out recent intimate behavior. i wasn't going to say anything, (cuz what can you say?) but we are now up to several confirmed cases of jed's unique ability....jed is a sex detecter and he takes his job very seriously.
so if you visit saints after a romantic weekend, please be aware that jed is on duty and is very dedicated to doing his job well (to the point where he literally and relentlessy chases his victims around...who knew that jed could even run?)...there is a whole great big world out there that is none of anyone's business but unfortunately jed has decided that this job suited him. it is probably because the only part of his body that really works well is that freaking giant and overly snoopy big nose...dogs, they always find some kind of job that they want to do....apparently jed wanted to be a sex detecter, i really don't think we needed one of those.....i wish he had picked something else.
I have a theory, that Jed has this all figured out. He makes himself out as this huge, sappy, cute pile of slobber, and uses it as an excuse to ravage unsuspecting volunteers.
Jed, you just wait. We're watching you.