oops, i probably should not have tried to pull out the washer to retrieve my laundry that fell down the back tonight...it is that stupid fall last week that is making me feel old and stiff.
why can't we have the bodies of 20 year olds when we reach the age of 50? in my youth i was a lazy sod......it is my very productive middle age where i need the extra strength.
honestly, just let me be god for a day...the second the last child is born, menopause is completed within a week....we would age in reverse...growing stronger and more flexible the older we get. anyone who just pointlessly takes up space and air would have to go live in antartica...there is lot's of unneeded and unused space and air down there for them to waste. in times of over population or unfair use/abuse/exploitation by man...almost all animals would be naturally born spayed and neutered...gee maybe then we would learn to control ourselves and care for them responsibly because there wouldn't be unlimited access for us to just toss them thoughtlessly or carelessly away.
and whoever even thinks of ways to kill or harm singularly or in mass numbers is going to feel their own head explode the very first time that light bulb goes on.... we can teach our kids not to think like that or their head will pop off.
god could hold a lottery and see who has a couple of good plans...maybe he might let me have a go for a day...maybe he might let you.
what would you change if you could?