3 less than intelligent dogs
their skills they will bring with them:
-encourage shoe shopping by destroying your shoes (2 soccer cleats, one boot, one shoe, 2 sneakers)
-great knot makers, currently only able to make knots with their leashes often with me wrapped up aswell, but with the right guidance i'm sure they could work on a boat.
-eating (currently eat a combined total of 13 cups of food per day), could be entered in a food eating contest and could get you fancy trophies to put on display. who doesn't want that!
-home decorating - a unique eye for detail, will add appropriate amounts of slobber to everything you own. like to wipe eye scubies on you just incase you thought you could leave the house looking like you don't live with 3 dogs.
-home security - great home alarm, will bark at any and all noises, even ones they don't hear.
will trade all three for a nice quiet cat.
carol, don't even think about offering phoebe or jewel!!
off to go google new vegan dress shoes, i love my dogs, i love my dogs, i love my dogs (if i keep chanting it...)