takes a lot to wow me first thing in the morning. max and rosie did it tho. how much urine can 2 kidney dogs produce in one night?....apparently as much as wilbur and jazz used to....i may soon be writing my morning gum boot and indoor rubber dingy posts again....they may be somewhat funny to folks without urine floating rooms but do present a bit of a problem for someone who LIKES to wear slippers instead of wellies when getting out of bed everyday.
i asked mo yesterday.....can we please send all of dogs to the other shelters and rescues for adoption appropriateness assessments?...if they don't fail on health stuff, they might fail on temperment...i bet we would only get a handful back again...ok...maybe only 2 or 3.
bye reg, bye phebes, bye 4lane, max, jess, jerry, caspar....and bye-bye to all the rest!
i do think we should temperment test humans first....certain human personality traits are pretty difficult to live with too. think about it...honestly..how many of us think we would pass a temperment test? are we possessive...(do we OWN our dogs and ain't no one going to tell us we don't cuz by OWNING them we think we keep them safe?...keep your freaking hands off of my hamburger you moron....)...do we get mad when someone pisses us off? (like OMG, meet a stupid human with an offleash dog, who should by law or brains have that dog on a leash)...how many fights do we have with our neighbors over the fence? how many times do we get into arguments with our co-workers, drivers on the road? people who park in handicapped zones?...how many times in a day do we display socially unacceptable behaviors... do we yell.... do we scream... do we throw things around, slam cupboard doors and act really out of control.... are we sometimes snarky, rude, bossy (come on...many of us ARE bossy)....just plain mean....
(my question mark button just crapped out....SHIT!!! i was in the middle of asking a lot of questions!) this is my question mark now...ÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ...what the hell is thatÉÉÉÉ
i would pass on a good day with flying colors..i really am patient with my feet solidily on the ground...on a bad day tho i would probably be heading for the back room.
i do actually get the reasons behind temperment testing......there are animals who need to be let go who are not safe to live with humans.
but fair is fair....why can`t we test humans too (we can start with shelter,rescue folks first as a trial project and see how they do...) that sounds like fun.
wow..lucas just emptied his bladder on the wire kitchen door...maybe his kidneys ain`t all that great either.