saints does have a complaints department....me. like any complaints department..i prioritize complaints..
level one...pretty damn stupid complaint and someone needs a life.
level two...ok, there is maybe some merit but given the reality of rescue, what the hell do you want me to do about it?
level three...ok..this is a legitimate complaint and i will try to do something about it.... but no guarantee.
level four...this is actually important and i will find something to fix this.
level five....an actual saints animal complaint..and i don't care what the hell they are complaining about...it will be rectified IMMEDIATELY.
TONIGHT WAS LODGED A LEVEL FIVE SAINTS ANIMAL COMPLAINT.
the barn yard guys have banned together to collectively voice their displeasure regarding not only the relocation of the goat house from their riding ring BUT the following kidnapping and unconstitutional confinement of the goats to the shed's new location.
the cows have said..where the hell is the shed and what have you done with the goats???
carl has said...i am not happy that you took it upon yourself to relocate the shed and the goats.
the goats have said...what the heck have we done to have both our house and ourselves put over here where we do not belong????
i went to each one individually and heard and took note of their complaints. i have asked them to be patient until tomorrow when we will move the goats into the riding rings goat pen.
i have profusely apologised for my overstepping my bounds.
AND i have promised them not only a brand new goat/llama house/undercover area, accessible to them from the riding ring...but i offered to toss in a second sheltered area over in the corner where the house once stood if they will just be patient and please forgive.
level 1,2,3, or4 complaints ain't never going to cause me as much heart felt guilt or get me to jump thru a bunch of retribution hoops as a level five....emily said it best tonight..."you took away my friends and now i have no one to play with tonight."
geez emmy..i am really sorry, i did not think this thru very good.