2 days before the god damn open house..the god damn house washing machine dies. it is not under warranty any more because the warranties are only good for 3 months on commercial use and we are a few months past that.
i had our regular repair guys out first thing and they said the contol panel is gone and to call sears cuz that is where the machine came from. i dutifully called and sears MAY come out in the next 2 or 3 days which doesn't help me out in the god damn freaking least.
OH MY FREAKING GOD WE HAVE NO HOUSE WASHING MACHINE AND THE OPEN HOUSE IS ON SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!
i have hung myself in effigy in the doorway of the shop.
Found this while cleaning the shop. We hung her by her belt and tried to play a trick on Angelina ... but she thought it was more comedy then horror ...