minnie pearl has recovered from her spinal episode yesterday that scared the crap out of everyone. angelina had to carry her up from the lower pasture but within an hour pearl was back up on her feet. the problems are A..minnie pearls spine is literally fused end to end with profound arthritic disease...and B...she is a moronic manaic who somehow has still not clued in yet that jumping dogs, leaping up for food, digging holes to china in a high continued frenzy.... all send her into spasms of paralysed pain. when it happens, suddenly she remembers...big ooops....again!
sigh...she is a dear doorknob dog and her eyes speak volumes of deep regret when she makes a frequent mistake.
i told her she better be careful...one day her spasm may not go away!
that hag big bambi was out in the cat run screaming her head off when i got home last night. way to go to bug the neighbors bambi!...i had to limp in high speed in the house to get her to shut up and close the dog door.
note to all staff and volunteers...make sure all windows and dog doors are closed when they get shut in..the barking isn't muffled or contained at all if the doors and windows are left open and i am not here to make them shut up...shutting them in only works for noise control when they are alone if everything is actually closed.
granny was out and happier in her pen last night...hah oliver you are freaking well busted! and now i am looking at possible solutions for you and your bulliness...permanent confinement of the hitler cat or tossing you over into the house where your bully butt will probably get kicked by a few seriously tougher cats.
the fruit loops and conan the barbarian and monty enjoy helping bully cats see the other side of the bullying perspective....they think a good fight is sort of fun.
sigh..there is always someone tougher and meaner around somewhere...i don't know why bully's have a hard time figuring this out. i think the craving for universal power makes pretty much anyone stupid til they finally figure it out.
here is how it goes...i spit on you..you throw a rock at me..i whack you back with a bat, you shoot an arrow into me, i grab a knife, you cock your gun and i send a nuclear warhead your way...poof you and a big chunk of the world is gone....
but hey...i won.
ok...obviously my mind is going south here...time to get dressed and do some work before i leave for work today.