goats are the hoodlums of the barn animal world.

if they can possibly get into trouble or make any task more difficult then they are right there giving it 100%.
if anyone is going to piss me off at bedtime..it will for sure be a goat and it will probably be pete cuz he is the biggest trouble maker of all.

someone should make him a black leather jacket with a skull and cross bones on the back.

but the thing about goats is...they are not near as smart or troublesome as i am so when they break into where they are not supposed to be...i with evil glee lock them in where ever they happen to not supposed to be and leave them while i feed and put everyone else to bed. i figure one day they will actually put 2 + 2 together and reach the conclusion that if they just wait patiently in the riding ring, like everyone else, they get their god damn dinner a lot sooner.