for eating my god damn bedroom curtains and door, 1 day before my family is to arrive for jenn's wedding.
it will serve you right if they freak out over the way I am living and pull an intervention.
you mr. lance may well be shit out of luck with no more nice lady's home to chew thru!
dolt.
it is no freaking wonder I had chest pains today..i live with a particularly inconsiderate moron.
sounds like Super Lance could use a downer. O.o