so I have just come from a hot bath and contemplating my ugly leg (courtesy of odie.) it has been 3 months now..not going to get any better than it is now I suppose. what brought it to mind was our wound care clinician was in today and asked how it was doing so I showed her..she suggested a tattoo to disguise it.
I have been bitten by many dogs and a few of those bites were really bad bites, taking a long time to heal. but this is the first time I have been noticeably disfigured and I have to say, it still somewhat pisses me off.
raise your hands...how many people were happy I did not off odie for biting me so badly?
(my hand is raised.)
raise your hands..how many people want me to totally forgive odie and not get pissed off every time I look at my leg?
(my hand is raised.)
Sheila is always looking for ways to torture me close to the pub night in march. she believes torturing me is a fun way to raise money for saints.
so I am about to make Sheila really happy....we have 5 months to raise a ton of cash.
raise your hands...how many people would donate money to see some part of odie tattoo'd on my ugly leg..over top of the wound?
(my hand is NOT raised..i took the bite and I will take the tattoo needles but I am not paying a freaking cent for it!)
here's what I am thinking...
if we raise 5 grand..i will have odie's head tattoo'd on my ugly leg...
if we raise ten grand I will have that dog's ass tattoo'd on my leg..complete with his upright f#@& you carol tail.
if we raise 15 grand..i will have a nice full body attractive portrait of odie on my leg that I won't mind in the least looking at.
and if OMG! we raise 20 grand..i will happily keep ugly leg just the way odie left it and forego the added pain of a tattoo!
collecting pledges for this will give everyone something to do.
what do you guys think? are you in? raise your hands!
(and may I just remind everyone that tattooing freaking hurts, and I have gone 55 years without subjecting myself to it so it is worth A LOT of cash and I will probably really forgive him if his biting me earns a bunch of money for saints...tattoo or no tattoo.)