those are bits of aggie's icky nipple skin in my bathtub tonight..i bleached it out but i am somewhat traumatized.
can santa bring me a new bathtub? or a new bulldog minus the deformed icky nipples?
or better idea..how about maybe a new life with no homeless wrecked dogs..one where deep soaker tubs have endless clear and sparkling hot water all year long, with fresh and fragrant rose petals scattered across the surface and flickering vanilla floating candles...oh forget it..i can already see in the future a third degree burn.
in any case...
so not living the freakin' dream.
we already decided you get a free from firing pass..but i forget why we decided that.
it must have been something good.