that as much as i like the new dogs (and i like them all a lot!)
that damn zen dog has no freaking zen at all.
he is a bundle of separation anxiety who flips out when i enter the room.
last night he raked his dagger claws down my back and that freaking hurt!
tonight my arms are bleeding and i am pretty sure he pierced my left nipple.
and that really freaking hurt and it STILL freaking hurts!
jeesus zen, true love is not supposed to be agonizingly PAINFUL!
how about you learn to sit and shake a paw when saying hello?