I have been keeping a low profile. The humans said my test was negative, so I guess I failed it but they let me out of that cage anyway. Not all of the cats here are happy go lucky ...Whiggy, Fritz, Lovey, Patches and Conan the Barbarian are down right grouchy so I have been staying out of their way! There are a few new cats in but they all look sick, must have been pretty tough out there for them. They opened the door to Angel's cage (she failed her test with a negative too!) but she said there is no way on God's green earth that she is coming out (she has seen those grouchy ones too!) But I don't know what she is talking about since I don't have any green earth, maybe she is so old that she is confused?. Or...maybe I will get some green earth again one day, life is like that...you never know what is coming your way!
Someone asked me "why black cats are always the last to get adopted from shelters?"
I said it is because people are racist. I know this is true because I saw it on CNN.
I heard there is a door to the outside here but I haven't found it yet. It is hard to get a good look around while avoiding the grouchy cats. They never all seem to sleep at the very same time. I am going to ask the humans to up that happy go lucky juice to calm them down so I can safely snoop around. There are all kinds of weirdo things happening here (like having to fail a test to get out of a cage!) when I have a chance, I will let you you know what I find.
Dear Silvia my CIA (Cat Intelligence Agency) is currently under staffed, so far there is just me and I am busy avoiding the highly intelligent and mobile grouchies during my initial investigations and sadly the rest of the cats seem like passive, cheerful dimwits...maybe some smarter cats will come in soon and join me.